Personally chosen by me, The Big Dick. These are my favorites for whatever reason. They represent my best work, and best exemplify the character and flavor you’ll find in most of my posts. These are in chronological order, so for you psych majors, that means the oldest ones go first.

Kinda like seniors at the buffet.

Remember, you can always click the “best of” link up on top to see this page.

And if you haven’t already read these, you’re in luck. Enjoy.

I Think I’ll Pass - a story of debauchery and deception in Brazil.

What Bitches Notice About You- relationship help from yours truly.

Piss On Your Face - the story of my golden adventures in Mexico.

Life Skills for a Playa: Public Restrooms - because everybody needs a little sense when on the shitter.

Design Flaw Series: The Vagina - my proposed amendments to God’s current design.

Breaking Up - the story of breaking up with (what I thought was) my perfect girl.

Why You Don’t Have A Man - why women can’t seemingly land that “perfect guy” (hint: try harder).

The Rodeo - a story about what happens when bitches try to be too cool for school.

Getting Some Ass? - sometimes, a playa gets shit for luck.

River Beauty - one of the greatest fucks of my life.

Ride of Your Life / The Eye of Justice. Sort Of - a two-part miniseries about my sexual romps in Utah.

By Robert Shagwell | Aug 3, 2005 | Permalink |