I’ll just let you know that I’ve been swamped with side projects for what seems like the last month or so, and I do feel like complete shit for not updating. I tried putting up my best-of collection, but of course that doesn’t satiate all my loyal daily readers, and to you I profusely apologize.

I do want to let you know that some pretty fucked up shit happened in the meantime, and I wouldn’t be a sucka and hold out on you bitches.

I’ll finish the story with Georgia girl (she’s gone now), how I lost my booty call (this one hurts, literally), and what happened last night to get my car towed and impounded.

Sit back, relax, and just wait a little longer.

You exhibit less patience than a toddler on a dulce de leche high, for fuck’s sake.

Ha! I kid. You people are wonderful, all of you. And go ahead and keep sending me pictures of you in your panties, ladies. It’s the only thing that helps me through the day.

By Robert Shagwell | Aug 12, 2005 | Permalink |